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Jewish Divorce Humor

gavelA New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed, and the divorce is complete, the woman thanks the judge and says, “Now I have to arrange for a Get.”

The judge inquires as to what she means by a “Get.” So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, “You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?”

She replies, “Yes, very similar, only in this case you get ride of the whole shmekel!”

Elliot S. Schlissel, Esq.


Picture courtesy of Ontario Divorce

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